employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.
The Captain Swan fandom be like
My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
ARE THOSE TEARS IN DEAN’S EYES???!!!
THIS FANDOM ALWAYS DOES THIS SO DONE
"I DON’T PILLAGE AND PLUNDER ON THE FIRST DATE." / "THAT’S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T BEEN OUT WITH ME YET."
- Emma & Hook
ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR
give me attention
jokes on u bc u just gave me attention damn wassup how u feel
Disney couples’ first meetings over the years - it wasn’t always love at first sight
EDIT: Animal couples not included
I’m glad you got Tiana and Naveen’s first meeting correct. Most people put their first meeting when they’re frogs.
Double standard, illustrated.
There it is; truth for your consideration.
i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.
PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.