zeldathemes

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

russellcampot:

partyvictim:

It’s about who you miss at 2 in the afternoon when you’re busy, not 2 in the morning when you’re lonely.

Extremely important


For science.

For science.

hookwillalwaysfindemma:

The Captain Swan fandom be like

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taylornhicks:


My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

taylornhicks:

My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

supernaturallybenedicted:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

a-cursed-winchester:

hooodlum:

ARE THOSE TEARS IN DEAN’S EYES???!!!

OMFG 

THIS FANDOM ALWAYS DOES THIS SO DONE

"I DON’T PILLAGE AND PLUNDER ON THE FIRST DATE." / "THAT’S BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T BEEN OUT WITH ME YET."

notafangirlakhaleesi:

captain—kitten:

- Emma & Hook

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misfirevevo:


ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

territorialcreep:

your phone is captain America

joshpeck:

troyler-oakllet:

joshpeck:

give me attention

no

jokes on u bc u just gave me attention damn wassup how u feel

dosageofdisney:

mydollyaviana:

Disney couples’ first meetings over the years - it wasn’t always love at first sight

EDIT: Animal couples not included

I’m glad you got Tiana and Naveen’s first meeting correct. Most people put their first meeting when they’re frogs. 

hitimadvice:


profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

hitimadvice:

profeminist:

Double standard, illustrated.

There it is; truth for your consideration.

life-death-thepursuitofhappiness:

piertotum-locomottor:

breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

i was talking to a guy and he said “if there were no laws you could be raped at any point of the day” and i replied with “yeah and i could retaliate by stabbing the rapist, hey i mean there are no laws” and he said “rape isn’t that bad, stabbing someone is a little over dramatic” wtf.

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GUYS NO.

PAINT YOUR NAILS WITH HIS BLOOD.

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onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)